Who We Are

We are a group from Heard Island, an Australian island inhabited only by penguins near the Antarctic.

We were motivated to start this project after being unfairly targeted by US tariffs, as this seriously harms our ice exports.

Even though we are from Heard Island - we felt like we weren't being heard - and so we've had to resort to unorthodox plans:

OK, we admit - we don't know this p-p-p-penguin. They must be a good laugh though so if you do, please ask that they get in touch.

After work, we have an office league where we play a bit of 5 a side…

…sometimes also cricket…

…and of course, some rugby.

We're a laidback bunch, but when it gets down to business, we're serious.

We are creating technology and software to counter US influence of all kinds.

If you'd like to help us with our mission, we're welcoming help from penguins and non-penguins alike. Send over an email to